Nickname(s):
     Fingercuffs, Speedhump, Master P, Lugsy, Eggs,
       Dave, The D Man

Birthdate:
     07/31/1981

Major:
     Computer Engineering

Current Job:
     Pro Child Molestor

Best Movie:
     Princess Diaries

Best TV Show:
     Simpsons

Favorite Band:
     Tool

Drink of Choice:
     Whiskey & Ice

Most Common Phrase/Saying:
     "It's Like Watching A Pony Die"

Most Used Swear Word(s):
     Fuck, Shit, Fuckin Shit

Fantasy Man or Woman:
     Britney Spears

Favorite Poker Game:
     Texas Hold'em

Best Asshole Rule:
     Pointing

Favorite Pokemon:
     Psyduck

Favorite Animal:
     Dead Pony

Most Embarassing Steven's Court Moment:
     Child Molestor & Clown Rapist