Nickname(s):
     Old Man Barnes, Jer

Birthdate:
     06/19/1981

Major:
     Psychology

Current Job:
     Surly Tech Support for CAC

Best Movie:
     Gladiator

Best TV Show:
     The Screen Savers

Favorite Band:
     Tool

Drink of Choice:
     Jack & Coke

Most Common Phrase/Saying:
     "It's Like A Orgasm In Your Mouth"

Most Used Swear Word(s):
     Fuck, Assclown, Cockgobbler

Fantasy Man or Woman:
     Natalie Imbruglia

Favorite Poker Game:
     High-Low-High

Best Asshole Rule:
     Categories

Favorite Pokemon:
     Jigglypuff

Favorite Animal:
     Pussycat

Most Embarassing Steven's Court Moment:
     Orangutan Boat Incident