Nickname(s):
     Matt

Birthdate:
     04/19/1980

Major:
     Biology

Current Job:
     Needs One

Best Movie:
     Platoon

Best TV Show:
     America's Funniest Home Videos

Favorite Band:
     Blues Traveler

Drink of Choice:
     Butt-Sex On The Beach

Most Common Phrase/Saying:
     "Butt-Sex On The Beach"

Most Used Swear Word(s):
     Fuck

Fantasy Man or Woman:
     Cameron Diaz

Favorite Poker Game:
     Hearts

Best Asshole Rule:
     All Of You Have To Drink My Urine

Favorite Pokemon:
     Pikachu

Favorite Animal:
     Shaved Pussycat

Most Embarassing Steven's Court Moment:
     Caught Whackin It In The Kitchen